Thwack!

I didn't witness it, no. I get to stare at all the boring stuff- be it the boring teachers or boring books; but if anything interesting happens- I have _got_ to miss it.
It wasn't a loud one. But the _Whoa_ that was heard made it obvious that something had surely happened. I looked up and Pragya said "She did it".

There was some Sauce business going around in the class. Apparently the guys found it very amusing to apply some ketchup on a chair and wait for one of the guys to sit and then go _haw_. Somehow, KK (no use writing initials- that's what we call him anyway) managed to get some on his pant. What followed was the blame- VG or LG (Ha! Never realized their initials would look like this; the surnames are different, btw). VG being probably one of the most Sudhra-hua girls of our class, you would've thought he'd look for someone else to blame. But this is KK we're talking about, guys. He probably think that the aim of everyone in life is to do something naughty or bad with him. But it's not a surprise since he is a butt of the bag/pencil box passing half the time. So Anyway, he somehow concluded that VG put the sauce on him so he proceeded to do the tit-for-tat. Vg got so pissed as she literally dodged the ketchup that she look back at me and said: "Thappad maarne ka mann kar raha hai".
So I said: "Maar de" casually.

Funnily, it was the biology period. When the teacher saw that the pants of 4 guys were |ahem| drenched she took all the guys out of the class. VG was waiting for KK(slap time). Then the english teacher came, followed by the guys. She started scolding us for having a dirty class, and then I bent to pick up my newspaper. I looked up when I heard a Whoa. She'd done it.

Later on, from what I heard, his reaction was: "Mujhe Lagi Bhi Nahi". Oh Boy. Apparently he complained to the english teacher, too(typical) and she replied "You must have done something wrong". Ha!


So probably it's stupid writing a post about this but it's VG we're talking about. Until a week ago, had she got to know she'd be hitting a guy, she would have laughed out loud at the prospect and then seriously said: "Of course I won't. Panga kyun loongi yaar. Pagal kutte ne kata hai kya".

So she's changed. Kudos.

P.S. I read Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox. Funny thing, I found it quite good. Probably because it was one book that I read after a very long time. Probably because I did find myself clutching the book with my mouth open when Foaly started counting the 10 seconds. Alright, the other Fowls were much better, and this one wasn't all that funny, but it got back that joy of reading-- which by the way I had quite stopped feeling. I haven't read a book completely since ages. Not that I don't issue books or anything. I do. But then I just couldn't get myself to read one. (yeah yeah it's weird, i know) Now, I wait for Brisingr. Cheers.